would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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