So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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