We got so high we made milksteak
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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