i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize