O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
MIDGETS
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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