Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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