I am puke
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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