his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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