So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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