I am puke
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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