hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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