I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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