three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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