Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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