I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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