So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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