He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sorry about my life...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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