Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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