Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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