awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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