Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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