you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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