We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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