we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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