OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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