Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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