At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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