they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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