Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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