Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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