my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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