Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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