i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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