The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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