She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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