So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you inspire me to be a worse person
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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