party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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