new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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