Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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