ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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