What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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