yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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