My girlfriend figured out who you are.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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