I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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