So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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