Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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