Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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