Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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