Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
We had to coat check the pizza.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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