Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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