Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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