we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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