i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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