Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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