u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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