How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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